Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Donkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonkey donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winkey wonkey donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin’ love?
A bonkey winkey wonkey donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind ?
A stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes?
A honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano?
A plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey.

What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano?
A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey.

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