Mattress shopping: bum me out

Dennis and I need a new mattress.

Dennis and I can't pick one.

I want firm, he wants soft. I want cheap, he wants expensive.

The only thing we agree on is getting a queen size this time, but that makes me sad too, because I'll have to give up my antique bedframe.

Mattress salesmen. Ugh. I am so over this whole process and ready to sleep on the floor. Who needs a stupid bed anyway?